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Happy Wheels Javascript is UP
By Jim on December 28, 2020

Moments before the horrific, blasphemous death of flash, the java script version of Happy Wheels has arrived. That was close. Sorry for the delay. Hopefully the fear of losing Happy Wheels did not prevent your restful sleep. If you didn't even know it was in development, then here is your exciting news.

This is the first public version of the game, so please allow some time for the remaining bugs to be ironed out. Though I still love flash, what's great about this version is that it performs very well on mobile devices. However, this release does not yet include on screen mobile controls. That will be added in the next update. If you're desperate to try it out on your phone, a bluetooth keyboard works very well. Though I mentioned previously that the game would now run at 60 fps, some of the heavier levels definitely bog down at that framerate. It is already possible through a setting though, so perhaps I could host a 60 Hz version on another page for those with super beefy processors. Aside from that, Happy Wheels JS should be pretty close in every way to the original. The database of users, levels, and replays remains the same. The only thing lost is the impending doom of the end of existence.

Goodboy Digital are my friends in London responsible for the port of the game, and they have my eternal thanks. This took far more effort than expected, and they even managed to make a custom port of box2d just to maintain all the quirks of the original game. I'd also like to thank site and discord admin Kittenswolf for his help, and everyone else beta testing on discord for the past few months. Thanks to everyone else for still playing Happy Wheels 10 years after its launch, even without updates. I don't know why this is still happening, but I wouldn't be doing what I'm doing without your help. Special no thanks to the few international randoms who have inspired a resurgence in DDOS'ing the site over the past couple months.

The original flash version of Happy Wheels will, for as long as possible, be located here.

Yes, my full time job is still developing the sequel. No, I am a slow recluse and will not share anything. Ok, that's it seeya.

Comments — Page 1

By The Lightning Ninja on September 21, 2024

Been a while

By xXjoeisajoeXx on September 19, 2024

hope this is worth the 15 year wait

By Shh_GUTZ on September 09, 2024

Damn everyone is losing hope on Jim, y'all are impatient bruh, Jim is basically working with little people ofc the sequel is going to take a long time Especially since it's going to have more features so stop being Like that and Wait, even if it takes years

By yeetusspedicey28284 on September 09, 2024

aw man why the hell did flash die

By UNITAZiz27 on September 09, 2024

Mark skibidi dop dop yes yes

By WWStasWW on September 07, 2024

4 years have passed, and there is nothing, and it is unlikely that anything will happen at all. I have been playing Happy Wheels for 8 years, but I decided to leave because there is nothing, goodbye guys!

By Strangevizier on September 07, 2024

damn...

By Artss_999 on September 05, 2024

GOVNO

By Zeriothe on September 03, 2024

oh man anthony i hope that never happens >:[

By anthonygo630 on September 02, 2024

Jim is thinking about making the game 5$ per level upload D:

By sinloxer on August 29, 2024

make a steam version tho

By sinloxer on August 27, 2024

im here from 2024 BOY'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he updated the mobile version in 2023 so the game is STILL ALIVE! YIPEE!!!!!

By TheTurnOnButton_HW on August 26, 2024

Jim Please put an achievement system into happy wheels please please

By zeepyboi237 on August 25, 2024

Can you plz add multiplayer?